Air Force Sergeant Michele Manhart in Playboy

Posted by Rocky at 2/16/2007 6:19 PM
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Hello Rocky,



 I just read about the Air Force Sergeant Michelle Manhart posing for Playboy.  Would you rank her #1 on your all-time list of drill sergeants?

John Rogan
Alexandria, VA

Rocky Responds:

Not so fast.  There are plenty of times and places for curvy young women.  But boot camp is not one of them.  This is where young men and women are taught the ancient and sacred art of warfare.  To learn to fight and kill and, most importantly, survive in modern combat, you need focus.  You don't need the distraction of Miss April. 

Here is my All-time Top Five Drill Sergeant list:


#1 - LEE ERMEY.  Full Metal Jacket.  "If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"


#2 - SGT. HULKA - Stripes.  "You better hit those bunks, my little darlins, or Sergeant Hulka with the BIG TOE is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass."



#3- Louis Gossett Jr. An Officer and a Gentleman. "In every class, there's always one joker who thinks that he's smarter than me. In this class, that happens to be you. Isn't it, Mayonnaise?"  Special credit for kicking Richard Gere so hard in the groin that he maimed a gerbil.



#4 - Sgt. Carter - Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. Special credit for being ahead of his time in terms of "Don't ask, don't tell."



#5 - Michelle Manhart - U.S.A.F.  On the other hand, she can't help the way she looks.  At HelloRocky we are nothing if not fair.




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