Hello Rocky,

Mike Huckabee - wtf?

Trent Way
Glassell Park, CA


Rocky Responds:

The real question: Iowa - wtf?

Why do presidential hopefuls spend two years sucking up to over subsidized, overweight, and under read Iowans?  Who put the future hopes of mankind in their stubby little hands?  

The HelloRocky Team went to Iowa in '04 to observe firsthand the caucus process. Our initial impression was summed up by the HelloRocky intern who declared the whole thing "so fuckin' Junior High."  But as the night wore on we realized that assessment was unfair to Junior Highs. 

Screw Iowa.  Other than the Field of Dreams, there's no reason to spend time there.  We hope that Huckabee and Kucinich win the caucuses and, as their campaigns implode in cooler thinking states, America wonders why it ever gave a shit about Iowa in the first place.