Hello Rocky,

What do you make of the rash of UFO sightings in Texas? 

Jeffrey Alan Schechter
Cheviot Hills, CA


Rocky Responds:

After pulling together the entire HelloRocky Team, we decided not to comment on the situation in Texas other than to ask, "Doesn't anybody in that fucking state own a camera?"

We took our lumps last year when we spotlighted the reports that came out of Chicago.  Both United Airlines and the U.S. Government were caught lying about the incident.  After we pointed this out, strange things began happening around the HelloRocky offices.  Cellphone calls were mysteriously dropped.  Our internet service slowed down.  Worst of all, our intern quit, ostensibly to take a paying job with Google, though she admitted that she felt like "the vibe" here had changed. 

So if anybody in Texas is bright enough to capture a photo of a mile long airship, please email it to editor@hellorocky.com.  Until then, we'll be focused on more earthly concerns, like how to get our pension money out of a speculative multi-layered sub-prime real estate trust. 






Update 1/23/08:  This story won't go away.  So today the military reversed itself and said, "Come to think of it, we did have fighter jets training that night."  Oooookay.