Vatican Says Aliens May Exist

Hello Rocky,
What do you make of the Vatican announcing that space aliens may exist? It freaks me out.
George Wehrfritz
Hong Kong
Rocky Responds:
This is intriguing. The HelloRocky science intern claims to have seen this coming, musing "For years priests have been suggesting to young parishioners that it is 'time to explore Uranus.'"
But the rest of the HelloRocky team senses the Vatican is preparing us for an even bigger announcement, one that will overshadow all of the speculation wrought by The Da Vinci Code. We have obtained a photo from the ongoing restoration of Da Vinci's Last Supper currently taking place in Milan. At first nothing seemed out of place - until something that should have been obvious was pointed out to us:

The taller alien has breasts!
So dark the con of man.





The Pope meets with President Bush. He goes back to Rome. The Vatican announces that God created both man and aliens. Are you fucking kidding me? Can there be any doubt that President Bush shared proof with the Pope, and now the Vatican is trying to stake out a position that protects their relevancy?
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