Vatican Says Aliens May Exist
Hello Rocky,
What do you make of the Vatican announcing that space aliens may exist? It freaks me out.
George Wehrfritz
Hong Kong
Rocky Responds:
This is intriguing. The HelloRocky science intern claims to have seen this coming, musing "For years priests have been suggesting to young parishioners that it is 'time to explore Uranus.'"
But the rest of the HelloRocky team senses the Vatican is preparing us for an even bigger announcement, one that will overshadow all of the speculation wrought by The Da Vinci Code. We have obtained a photo from the ongoing restoration of Da Vinci's Last Supper currently taking place in Milan. At first nothing seemed out of place - until something that should have been obvious was pointed out to us:
The taller alien has breasts!
So dark the con of man.
The Pope meets with President Bush. He goes back to Rome. The Vatican announces that God created both man and aliens. Are you fucking kidding me? Can there be any doubt that President Bush shared proof with the Pope, and now the Vatican is trying to stake out a position that protects their relevancy?
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This is a joke. Catholic church is a joke, they're losing followers fast. They just went nuts.
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Can there be any doubt that President Bush shared proof with the Pope, and now the Vatican is trying to stake out a position that protects their relevancy?
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No it doesn't. Its not about aliens its about us.U can read the gospel to birds all u want they don't need to be saved. Aliens if exist which I highly doubt wouldn't be flyin down here that's for sure. All the alien sightings and events r demonic!! I like scifi as the nect guy but there noit their.The universe is geocentric in the sense that were it.
Such is life
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Hhmm.. Something Strange. But definitely superb idea was put on this. So Awesome!
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We laught from Vatican, but we don t have the right to laught.
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