Bin Laden's Driver


Hello Rocky,

I was watching my news ticker and I saw that they captured Bin Laden's driver.  I didn't know that bastard even played golf.  Any idea what kind of a game he has?

Cindi Meharg
Denver, CO



Rocky Responds:

Before 9/11, when Osama was getting in a lot of rounds at a muni near Kabul, he was down to a 3 handicap, although his regular foursome was known for their asrak aswads (mulligans) and for conceding long putts with the declaration of Masha'allah (God's will).


Bin Laden at the 1999 alMaktaba team championships. 

In recent years, however, he has been unable to get in any rounds of golf, but has been known to practice during his brief forays from his many caves.  He's pretty much limited to using his sand wedge and has been known to abandon his other clubs in the face of allied bombing runs. 

It was in the aftermath of one such attack that Army Rangers found Osama's driver, a Callaway Warbird with a 46 inch shaft and 11 degrees of loft. 





 


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